My moustache is trickling in at a steady rate. It’s good enough now that people can notice and laugh. I’m extending my donation’s promise to this claim: If you donate to a good cause, you will be assured immunity towards making fun of me 🙂 I think the entire lunch table at work ought to donate now.
In other news, I’m flying back to Colorado… now-ish. So if you live there, call me up and we’ll chill.
Today Apple had a party at the Horse Races. It was actually a lot of fun. We were given a voucher for some money to play with, and some drink tickets and food. They reserved the entire top section for us and had extra staff around to help teach us how to bet.
One thing I find interesting, not only in this situation but also in life life is how we throw around percentages, and which ones matter. If you can drive across town to save 10 cents per gallon of gas, you save one dollar per tank. I fill up every two weeks so that’s 26$ for the year, .03% of my salary. If you just paid off your credit cards earlier, you could be talking about whole percentages saved, quite a bit more than stressing about frugal gas purchases.
Or how about savings? If you move your your extra savings into the stock market, you take on a small risk and (hopefully) your money grows much faster. The goal of any investor is to “beat the market”, to get above that magic 20% return that you receive by simply investing in an index fund. But when you go gambling, you don’t really feel happy unless you double, or triple your money.
If you played horses like you play the stock market, you would be extremely happy to get 20 cents per dollar. And I don’t think that would be very hard. I guess there’s some draw to “Winning Big” such as lottery and gambling, that supersedes the plain old “winning”.
The idea is simple. Bring awareness to prostate cancer by growing out your mustache. How hard can that be? If you’re a skinny blond kid like me, it may be a little hard. But I’m going for it anyway. There’s a website where you can support my peach fuzz.
I’ll even make a deal. I will keep the mustache for 1 month AFTER November for every 5$ you donate. If you want to laugh at my stubble until next year, all you need to do is donate 60$ to prostate cancer (tax deductible). Maybe by then I can grow enough to wax it and curl up like the oldtimey studs. (I’m going to honor the max contribution, so if one person donates 5$ will keep it until the new year, 15$ will keep it through Valentines day)
I’ll keep this blog updated with pictures. Be sure to check out Ryan Bruels for a real stud who will probably outgrow me by a meter.