How does one write an about page that does not sound like a high school livejournal, “I have deep thoughts about the meaning of life and cheese”, or a résumé, “11 years experience objective-c and 1 year more than you on Swift”? The whole blog is about me, what can I possibly say here? Are people so motivated by my posts they are looking for an encore? Or too lazy to read they need the clif’s notes? I bet this page doesn’t even have comments so I’m just farting in the wind with these questions.